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I don't hate Twilight or its fans, except for the stupid ones that take their obsessions overboard (like the ones posting stories on this site). I think this site's stories are retarded. The posters must be ugly social rejects.

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Today, posters for our prom were put out around my school. The theme? Roses at Twilight. My high school is having a Twilight themed prom. MLIT

Today, I was half naked and getting dressed when my Edward cutout (which I bought on one of my frequent trips to Forks) fell on top of me. Instead of pushing it off, I exclaimed, "Oh Edward! Not this early!" Then my mother walked in and took him out of my room saying, "its for my own good." MLIT

Today, my girlfriend said I should be more like Edward. So I bought some white makeup and plan to watch her sleep, because that is her favorite part of the series. MLIT

A month ago, my sister started dating someone who looks a lot like Edward Cullen. For the past month, I've been subtly flirting and "accidentally" pouring sparkles on him. Today, my sister found out, and she told me to stay away from her boyfriend. Nothing can stop the path of true love. MLIT

Today, my boyfriend bit me. I did not turn into a vampire, so I dumped him. MLIT

Today, I realised that on bad days I come onto this website to cheer myself up and to make me feel happy. Not because I am in love with Edward and Jacob, or wish I was Bella but because it makes me glad to think there are SADDER people in the world. MLINT.

Today I woke up from a nap on my girlfriends couch only to realize that she had covered me in Twilight body glitter while I was asleep. FML+MLIT

Today in gym class we were playing sports trivia. My teacher asked me what major event happened in 1918, of course I replied "ummmm... Edward became a vampire!" Apparently that wasn't the right answer. 15 dirty looks later, it was still worth it! MLIT

Today I went home after class feeling lonely. I picked up my copy of Twilight and flipped to the part where Bella first meets Edward. I proceeded to cry and kiss the cardboard cutout of Edward that I have over and over. He always finds a way to make me feel better! MLIT!!!

Today I made out with my large sybarian husky because he reminded me of Jacob. MLIT

Today, I spent 3 hours making this twilight website. MLIT

Lately, I've had a fever and get mad really easily. I'm in pain, and I'm pretty sure I'm getting taller and more muscular. While waiting to transform (I'm obviously about to transform into a shapeshifter), I'm trying to decide who the vampires are, and if they're the good kind... MLIT (:

Today, my ex-boyfriend threw my Twilight book across the room. He was still my boyfriend before that. MLIT

I can't wait for my senior year prom because I'm going to have the best date ever. Who might that be? My Edward Stand up poster of course! MLIT

My friend Kendall and I fight over who gets Edward, so I have him Monday and Weekends, and she has him Tuesday through Friday, but our other friend Tina gets no days what soever. Win. MLIT.

I have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Edward in my room. When I saw New Moon again I bought an extra ticket and had Edward sit next to me. Best date ever. MLIT

On Halloween all of my friends came over and we all dressed up as the Volturi. We took my Edward Cullen cardboard cutout, and put him in a red cloak. We all stood outside with candy that night, acting out scenes from the book....then i scared a little girl by kissing my cutout. MLIT

I've always been extremely clumsy, but now, whenever I fall down or get a paper cut, I feel happy because. MLIT.

When I went to see Twilight in the theater, I was parked next to a silver Volvo. I spent a lot of time searching for Edward in the audience. MLIT

When people at my school ask me if I have a boyfriend, they always add "Your Edward Cullen cut-out and posters do not count." Then I say "Then, I'm single, but not available." MLIT (and Edward).

Today, I was telling my friend about this guy who bit my wrist while drunk at a party. Ever since, she refers to him as the "vampire guy." No wonder I find him so attractive. MLIT

Today there was a life sized Edward poster taped to the wall of the hallway. I was about to run up and hug it, but a storm of other high schoolers got there first. I go to an all guys school, and yes. I am gay.

The first thing I did in 2010 was kiss my Edward cardboard cut-out.

Today, I went shopping with my mom and my friend and we entered a store that had lifesize cardboard cutouts of celebrities. There was an Edward Cullen cutout at the back of the store. I ran up to it and started making out with it. I am now banned from that store MLIT

Today i was coughing like crazy and my brother comes running and yells in a joking way "Do we need to get you to a doctor?!" and all i can say between coughs is "CALL CARLISLE!!!" Its funny how the first thing that comes to my mind is twilight and not OMG im choking. MLI(always)T.

Today I went to a party with my new boyfriend and best friend. They hate each other. So when they started arguing I stepped inbetween them and screamed 'I AM SWITZERLAND!' My best friend started laughing; my boyfriend didn't get it. I now have a 1st date with my best friend tomorrow. MLIT :)

Today, I realized that whenever I eat food, I feel guilty and regret it because I think it might make me seem unattractive to a vampire. MLIT

Today, I came to the conclusion that I don't have a boyfriend because no one meets the high standards I set. Those high standards meaning they aren't a vampire. I'll even take a werewolf at this point. I guess I'm waiting for the right monster to come along. MLIT.

Today, my bf thought it would be romantic to climb through my bedroom window. I pushed him back out because he's not Edward. MLIT

Today I covered my boyfriend with glitter and made him stand in the big walk in fridge at work so he would be like Edward :) MLIT