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I don't hate Twilight or its fans, except for the stupid ones that take their obsessions overboard (like the ones posting stories on this site). I think this site's stories are retarded. The posters must be ugly social rejects.
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A month ago, my sister started dating someone who looks a lot like Edward Cullen. For the past month, I've been subtly flirting and "accidentally" pouring sparkles on him. Today, my sister found out, and she told me to stay away from her boyfriend. Nothing can stop the path of true love. MLIT
Today, I realised that on bad days I come onto this website to cheer myself up and to make me feel happy. Not because I am in love with Edward and Jacob, or wish I was Bella but because it makes me glad to think there are SADDER people in the world. MLINT.
Today in gym class we were playing sports trivia. My teacher asked me what major event happened in 1918, of course I replied "ummmm... Edward became a vampire!" Apparently that wasn't the right answer. 15 dirty looks later, it was still worth it! MLIT
Today I went home after class feeling lonely. I picked up my copy of Twilight and flipped to the part where Bella first meets Edward. I proceeded to cry and kiss the cardboard cutout of Edward that I have over and over. He always finds a way to make me feel better! MLIT!!!
I can't wait for my senior year prom because I'm going to have the best date ever. Who might that be? My Edward Stand up poster of course! MLIT
My friend Kendall and I fight over who gets Edward, so I have him Monday and Weekends, and she has him Tuesday through Friday, but our other friend Tina gets no days what soever. Win. MLIT.
Today there was a life sized Edward poster taped to the wall of the hallway. I was about to run up and hug it, but a storm of other high schoolers got there first. I go to an all guys school, and yes. I am gay.
Today, I went shopping with my mom and my friend and we entered a store that had lifesize cardboard cutouts of celebrities. There was an Edward Cullen cutout at the back of the store. I ran up to it and started making out with it. I am now banned from that store MLIT
Today i was coughing like crazy and my brother comes running and yells in a joking way "Do we need to get you to a doctor?!" and all i can say between coughs is "CALL CARLISLE!!!" Its funny how the first thing that comes to my mind is twilight and not OMG im choking. MLI(always)T.
Today I went to a party with my new boyfriend and best friend. They hate each other. So when they started arguing I stepped inbetween them and screamed 'I AM SWITZERLAND!' My best friend started laughing; my boyfriend didn't get it. I now have a 1st date with my best friend tomorrow. MLIT :)
Today, I came to the conclusion that I don't have a boyfriend because no one meets the high standards I set. Those high standards meaning they aren't a vampire. I'll even take a werewolf at this point. I guess I'm waiting for the right monster to come along. MLIT.
Today, my bf thought it would be romantic to climb through my bedroom window. I pushed him back out because he's not Edward. MLIT
Today I covered my boyfriend with glitter and made him stand in the big walk in fridge at work so he would be like Edward :) MLIT