BellatrixNotBella

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I love HP. I'm just here for a laugh :P

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Today, I realised that on bad days I come onto this website to cheer myself up and to make me feel happy. Not because I am in love with Edward and Jacob, or wish I was Bella but because it makes me glad to think there are SADDER people in the world. MLINT.

Today there was frost on the ground, so when the light hit it it sparkled. I was walking into school with my brother, and he suddnley got uber exctied and said...'THE GROUND IS LIKE EDWARD'S SKIN!!!' I will never look at frost the same again!

today i finally convinced my boyfriend to let me give him a makeover. when we were done he had white makeup red lips and sparkles all over him. i am single now MLIT

It's been over two years, maybe three, since I was made clear that I look exactly like Rob Patterson. As soon as the Twilight movie was released, girls have been trying to explain to me how I must be a vampire. I was given the link to this site by 3 stalkers, one of them a dude. MLI(unexpectedly)T

Today, my boyfriend bit me. I did not turn into a vampire, so I dumped him. MLIT

Today I woke up and I was really warm, and when my mom told me that we had no pop tarts left, my hands started to shake. My name is Leah. MLIT.

My boyfriend got so sick of me talking about how good the Twilight Saga was he decided to read it. He hated it, and then told me to choose him or my obsession. I said you know the answer, to which he replied "Thank God". He didn't get it until I told him to get out of my house. MLIT.

Last year, I was on the yearbook staff. Every single page I worked on (which was quite a lot) there is a hidden twilight reference. I even specifically requested the Baseball page for this purpose. My best one: photoshopping Edward's face onto a person in the background of a photo. MLIT!

I don't know what's worse: that I woke up on an airplane from Washington to Chicago with glitter in my hair and on my peacoat or that the giggling tweens who did it followed me around the airport. I might have high cheek-bones, short brown-red hair and hazel eyes, but I'M A GIRL!!! Apparently, MLIT.

Today I was walking to school when some girls stared at me, I looked down at my bare arms to find them sparkling in the sunlight! It turns out earlier that morning I grabbed the wrong shampoo bottle that had sparkles in it for some reason. Every girl at my school is a twi-hard, I'm scared.

Today I woke up from a nap on my girlfriends couch only to realize that she had covered me in Twilight body glitter while I was asleep. FML+MLIT

A month ago, my sister started dating someone who looks a lot like Edward Cullen. For the past month, I've been subtly flirting and "accidentally" pouring sparkles on him. Today, my sister found out, and she told me to stay away from her boyfriend. Nothing can stop the path of true love. MLIT

Today it was my Best friends birthday. I called her and said how old are you,And she said 23. And then i said how long have you been 17? And she hung up on me. MLIT