Why encourage him to be a pedophiliac poodle? Hell, why convince him to be like a cardboard cutout from Twicrap?

cedric why did you have to leave HP you could have been one of the greats now you are a sparkly fairy... Oh and another thing some girls aren't so crazy about taylor or edward... my girl for example likes twilight but she doesn't need me to be a fairy or a giant puppy.. she likes me for me... to all you girls that want your own edward wake up an look around you there is that one boy that wants to be with you... :) Team Harry Potter FTW

^ Thank you for saying that, Minerva. These Muggles really need to learn how to respect each other. I'm sure if they went to Hogwarts, they'd all be Slytherins (except they can't, cause they're Muggles). Dobby's sock, if Voldemort hadn't put that curse on Cedric that turned him into a sparkly vampire, Twilight wouldn't be NEARLY as popular as it is now...

Hello, this is Minerva McGonnagal. I have discovered this webpage and, to my dismay, I have found that many of the publishers of these stories have such unrealistic expectations, such as the publisher of this story. At Hogwarts, any wizard is accepted, no matter what they look like. In the realm of the Twilight, the boys are expected to live up to said unrealistic expectations, such as becoming deeply tanned, having quite large abdominal muscles, sparkling, etc. Hogwarts, however, does not discriminate against anyone. Keep that in mind. Thank you, Minerva McGonnagal. Headmistress of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

EW