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Name : why should I tell u, u sparkly creeper
City/Country : Nowhere , United States
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Gender : Female
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Number of comments : 31
Number of stories : 3

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I am here to say that I love fantasy. I love magic, wizards, werewolves, and vamps. However, this is not fantasy; this is creeper tree bodies. He-LLO! Edward is a stalker! Jacob loves a baby! THIS IS SO WRONG, THAT IF TWILIGHT WERE THE ANSWER TO THE UNIVERSE, A WORMHOLE WOULD OPEN UP, SPACE WOULD UNRAVLE AND WE WOULD ALL DIE! For better books to read concerning (non-sparkly) vampires and (non-perverted) werewolves, I recommend "Strange Angels", "The Mortal Instruments", and "Night World". Good luck in developing a sence of taste for literature.

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I don't know what's worse: that I woke up on an airplane from Washington to Chicago with glitter in my hair and on my peacoat or that the giggling tweens who did it followed me around the airport. I might have high cheek-bones, short brown-red hair and hazel eyes, but I'M A GIRL!!! Apparently, MLIT.

#20943 (45) - Jan 26, 2010 03:05 AM by Jane - My Life - So twilight! (2629) - Needs more twilight.. (681)

It's been over two years, maybe three, since I was made clear that I look exactly like Rob Patterson. As soon as the Twilight movie was released, girls have been trying to explain to me how I must be a vampire. I was given the link to this site by 3 stalkers, one of them a dude. MLI(unexpectedly)T

#19950 (71) - Jan 21, 2010 12:15 AM by asdafsdsdsdfd - My Life - So twilight! (1596) - Needs more twilight.. (403)

Today I was walking to school when some girls stared at me, I looked down at my bare arms to find them sparkling in the sunlight! It turns out earlier that morning I grabbed the wrong shampoo bottle that had sparkles in it for some reason. Every girl at my school is a twi-hard, I'm scared.

#17526 (71) - Jan 14, 2010 06:49 PM by BeyondBirthday - My Life - So twilight! (3145) - Needs more twilight.. (442)

My sister got a new hamster and I insisted she called it Edward. She did. It likes to bite and its drawn blood out of every member of my family. Oh the Irony !!!

#10684 (70) - Jan 3, 2010 02:26 PM by asknownas - Random - So twilight! (1372) - Needs more twilight.. (871)

Today, my sister and I played Lego Batman. We soon realized that Catwoman can dazzle the enemies. I screamed, "SHE'S EDWARD CULLEN!!!" My sister proceeded to laugh and then said whenever I had to dazzle the workers to open doors, "Dazzle them, Edward!"

#26388 (27) - Mar 14, 2010 11:26 AM by Jessica - Random - So twilight! (237) - Needs more twilight.. (779)

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