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Today, I was TAing a physics class and while I was passing back tests the other TA set my laptop background to a close-up of Taylor Lautner's abs. The professor noticed and said "that's the best part!" MLIT

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Dec 3, 2009 09:09 PM - Work - by TeamJacob

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Today, when I went to work, my boss called me in her office. She then proceeded to close the door and ask why I had glitter all over my face. Turns out my wife was nicer to me this morning because I "look more like Edward." She and my daughter did this while I slept. They both love Twilight. MLIT.

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Dec 3, 2009 01:58 PM - Work - by not edward

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Today my co-worker stole the life-size Edward static cling from Burger King... it's hanging up in our office and we LOVE it. MLIT

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Dec 3, 2009 07:24 AM - Work - by stacersgmu

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Today I was amused when I realized that the people that supposedly "hate twilight" and are "disgusted by us" probably spend more time on MLIT then the people who are here to genuinely read the stories. Rather than having the normal, sane, reaction of just not visiting a website dedicated to something they don't like they come on here and post stories calling twilight fans "faggots" and saying we should all "die in a fire" Yet we are the ones with issues, according to them. Thanks for the traffic /b/ :]

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Dec 2, 2009 01:40 PM - Work - by christophermc

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Today and 'till the end of the week I'm working on a Christmas market. There is jewelry names Volterra, every time I past in front of it, I was stupidly smiling ^^.

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Dec 2, 2009 10:14 AM - Work - by Pauline

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i willingly risked losing my job just so i could sit at the cash register at walgreens and read breaking dawn..that's not necessarilly a book that you can hide from your boss..nor did i try :) MLIT

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Dec 2, 2009 08:03 AM - Work - by myahjocy

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I'm 27 years old and I have an Edward Cullen doll on my desk. I also make my interns rip out pictures of Robert Pattinson from magazines and place them in a folder near my computer. MLIT

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Dec 2, 2009 07:16 AM - Work - by MLITinNY

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Yesterday my boss noticed that I havd the Edward water bottle and made a joke. I told her I was afraid to use it and she said "Because you are afraid he will wash off?" and I said "Yes. And it will be as if he never existed." MLIT

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Dec 2, 2009 06:52 AM - Work - by sparklestick

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Today I was about to get off work. Satellite Heart started playing. I work at a grocery store. How random is that? MLIT.

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Dec 2, 2009 12:04 AM - Work - by o_0cynthiamarie

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Today I was walking my students to their music class. As I was leaving, I heard a 4th grade girl go, "Ohmigodddd, Taylor Lautner is SO HOT!" I squeed big on the inside, and a little on the outside in huge agreement. I'm 29 years old. MLIT.

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Dec 1, 2009 07:29 PM - Work - by TwiTeach

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